May 2013
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epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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Because he will grip you by
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you around and he will...
– Augusten Burroughs, You Better Not Cry (via colinfirth)
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To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.
– Ernest Hemingway (via psychedelic-tea)
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March 2013
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February 2013
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Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently
Trees talk to each other at night.
All...
– Raul Gutierrez (via doozerbuddy)
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I just love Tina Fey so much I can’t even
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January 2013
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December 2012
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icantbelieveitsnotbrighteyes:
THE WORLD IS NOT ALLOWED TO END YET BECAUSE YEAH YEAH YEAHS HAVE NEW MUSIC OUT 2013!!!!
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